1. HELLO, YOU HAVE ONE A $10000 DOLLAR HOME MAKEOVER! WOULD YOU LIKE US TO SEND US THE INFO?
-sorry, I'm going to China.
2. AMY, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN HEADING UP "TEAM SPIRIT" AT WORK?
-Sorry, I'll be in China.
3. THIS IS SARAH, WITH YOUR LOCAL PRESS. WE'RE RUNNING A GREAT DEAL ON-
-sorry ma'am, but I'm moving to China. I'm not going to buy anything.
4. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENEW YOUR LEASE? YOUR RENT WILL ONLY GO UP 500%.
-No thanks, I'm movin to China.
5. THIS SUMMER, WE SHOULD SOOO HANG OUT AAAALLLL THE TIME
-um.. (said to an annoying acquaintance) sorry, I'm GOING TO CHINA.